Chick-fil-a vrs. the Muppets? I choose the Tao of the Muppets

 

The Muppets Embracing Diversity for 50 years

 

I follow the Tao of Muppets.

At the age of remembering, for me that was the age of 3, I became an avid fan of the Muppets via Sesame Street. It first aired on the CBC in Canada in 1969. I was 2, although I believe my Gran had it on for me while the rest of the family was working in the printshop next door. I don’t have any tangible recollection of the program that early on. I do remember a conversation with my mom when she asked me which preschool class I would prefer, morning or afternoon. For a kid of the early 70’s in Canada, the good shows were on in the morning. That left the afternoon for social interaction, imaginative play and mischief. She agreed with me, and that was the very first choice I remember making. It was significant, it affected my life and it made me feel grown up with responsibility.

These were the days before Elmo. Super Grover was the one I related to most. He had a cape, he was kind, he often made mistakes, and he learned from all those mistakes. I loved Super Grover, his alter ego Grover was just as delightful. Kermit was the adult muppet. Always in control, always making sound choices and I found comfort in him – yet I didn’t bond with Kermit until I became an adult myself.

The Muppets were friends, family and advisors. I learned without realizing what I was gaining. I do remember other influences in my life, my parents, my grandparents and of course extended family. Within that circle the Catholic Church played a large role. Now, all you Christians may think that being Catholic doesn’t mean being Christian. I have had this discussion a million times, and let me tell you this. Don’t judge what you don’t know or don’t understand. Delve into the teachings and you will discover that the two are not that different. Christ is the foundation of the beliefs. Yet not once do I recall  the Church judging me or my family. The parishoners – absolutley, but not the Church itself. I learned that everyone tries their hardest to follow the teachings of Christ and at no time was it ever okay to judge someone else because they are only human. This also meant embrace each other, for we don’t know, nor could we possibly understand their struggle. Walk a mile in their shoes and then only do you get a glimpse of the struggles of the human spirit. Value based teachings still reside within me today. Yet I do not practice being Roman catholic, I do practice Dignity,Respect, Honesty, Loyalty, and Fairness. Kindness and Compassion are what comes forward by practicing those core values.

Funny thing is, the Muppets taught me this too. Jim Henson was a compassionate genius. His values came through the characters he portrayed and flowed into the characters of his puppeteers. The things I learned are a great foundation for all souls and the corporate aspect happened because of the success of his teachings, his efforts and his example. There is not a successful business that lasted the test of time without these fundamental values. More importantly, The Muppets’ teachings  have lasted and influenced generations of people, all striving to be the same, kind, compassionate, accepting and human. Not that the Muppets were human, but they had that human spark thanks to the hands underneath them. With that said, let’s look closer at the Tao of the Muppets.

  1. Dignitybearing, conduct, or speech indicative of self-respect or appreciation of the formality or gravity of an occasion or situation. Each one of those fluffy critters was treated with dignity and treated each other with dignity.This showed through in the manner in which they learned. They never shamed or belittled each other, but embraced the need for knowledge and understanding.
  2. Respectesteem for or a sense of the worth or excellence of a person, a personal quality or ability, or something considered as a manifestation of a personal quality or ability: I have great respect for her judgment. There was never a more diverse motley crew than the Muppets. They all respected the thoughts, opinions and choices of others. This is hard to do when you feel you are right in knowledge and passing judgement is typically the path people  take. This never happened within the Muppets – aside from Waldorf and Statler. Those characters were needed to show the ugliness of judgement. It taught you the path of compassion and empathy. Seeing the hurt feelings of another and what it does to the human spirit is heartbreaking, yet it was an important lesson that needed to be taught.
  3. Honestytruthfulness, sincerity, or frankness. Freedom from deceit or fraud. This was always a lesson learned by the younger Muppet. Big Bird, Robin, Grover all experienced how it felt to lie or deceive and the consequences that went along with it. The kindness from the older Muppets or adults really showed the importance of honesty and how it clears your conscience. A hard lesson to learn when lies pour so easily out of the mouths in an effort to gain. Yet having empathy and compassion on both sides show that honesty is the better choice.
  4. Loyaltyfaithfulness to commitments or obligations. No one showed more loyalty than Kermit. He moved mountains in an effort to show his fellow Muppets what they meant to him and how he would choose them over anyone in spite of their choices. He cared deeply about outcomes and was always dependable. His loyalty made him accountable to the thing he treasured most, friendship or in this case, family.
  5. Fairnessthe state, condition, or quality of being fair,  or free from bias or injustice; evenhandedness. Everyone had a chance to shine. Equal opportunity in the face of different. To be different meant you were embraced. By being embraced you had the chance to share your story, try new things and be supported along the way. Not everyone is lucky enough to be treated with an unbiased fairness. Those who are, do not take it for granted – they pass it forward to share in the feeling.
  6. Compassiona feeling of deep sympathy and sorrow for another who is stricken by misfortune, accompanied by a strong desire to alleviate the suffering. No one was more different than Gonzo. His choices and passions made others look at him as if he was weird. The Muppets held great compassion for him and embraced his flashy differences. They supported his need to discover his roots, they understood his need for a hen party. They gave him undying support because it leads back to Loyalty, Fairness, Respect and Dignity. We should all be so lucky.
  7. Kindnessindulgent, considerate, or helpful; humane. What kind of world would we live in if everyone was kind? Kind without judgement. This is the difficult aspect  – without judgement. I choose to live my life surrounded my kind and compassionate people. That is not to say my world isn’t filled with the opposite, because there are plenty of people who are just mean for the sake of being mean. I have been mean, I have been the recipient of mean. Neither is preferable. It’s hard to embrace your friends when they judge or say mean things – that is human nature. Choosing to be with someone, yet their actions are mean to helpless creatures, be it animals, children or people who are different. Over looking these qualities is a must, however I struggle with the judging part. It’s easy to cut off people because they offend you, hurt children or discriminate against others. But what would Kermit do? He would tell them he is uncomfortable with their actions, love them more and hope they mend their ways. Yet sometimes we must choose to protect the innocent and defenseless. Fight for what is right all the while keeping in mind where these people are coming from. Using Empathy in the highest order – to understand the why.

Meanwhile, Chick-fil-a is choosing a stance of “traditional family” and “the biblical definition of the family unit.” Once again people, this is where you need to do your research instead of judging or making assumptions. “The biblical definition of the family unit” could possible mean multiple wives, lack of women’s rights and not necessarily the respect that can be defined by society today.

Times change. I for one am happy with the way society now considers me a person under the law. 100 years ago, this was not the case in Canada. Change can be great. The United States of America has a black man as President. Did you think that could happen 100 years ago? Alberta and British Columbia have Women Premier’s running the province. In fact, the leader of the opposition in Alberta is also a female. So much for the “old boys club”. Why is it that these minorities have made such head way and the LGBT are not even considered for human rights? Sally Ride, the first American female astronaut died from cancer last week. It came out that she was in a lesbian relationship for 27 years. Yet her partner will not receive any benefits because of what some people deem as disgusting behaviour. Really? I am not interested in what straight couples do in their bedroom either. Yet does anyone dispute the the work Ride did as important? Not until it was discovered that she was a lesbian. What you do and who you are are not the same as what you like to do and who you like to do it with. That is called PRIVACY. You deserve privacy. I am sure there are somethings you do in the privacy of your own home that you would not like your place of employment finding out about. Does that change the work you do? Does that define who you are and how you treat other humans? No. Or at least it shouldn’t.

I have had the privilege of working with some members of the LGBT community. They know their job, work tirelessly for the common goal. I have worked with people who are mean and judgemental, who have a sense of entitlement because they appear to be sanctimonious. This attitude interferes with their job. They are too busy making sure everyone knows how they feel about situations, how they are judging situations and how they see themselves as in the right every time – it actually brings down their level of effectiveness in the work place.

You don’t have to agree with or even like other people’s choices. Just be kind.When people are kind to each other and work towards a common goal, mountains can be moved.

Lets try that for a change… be kind, and sit back and watch the world change.

That is why I follow the Tao of The Muppets. Thank you Jim Henson Company for taking a stand and doing the right thing.

 

I Have Muppet Swag and YOU Don’t

I saw this tour bus and I went nuts! The enthusiasm exuded from my pores. My daughter was completely slightly embarrassed. I was over the moon!

I quickly took a picture and ran up to the bus to see if it was one of those Disney Interactive things! No such luck. The bus was empty and the driver just stared blankly at me. Not deterred, I was anxious to enter the movie theatre to see if the Muppets were inside.

We were greeted at the door by a guy in a blue leisure suit and a gal in a polka dot dress. They approached ChatterBox and asked if she would like a movie poster. She said sure. I said, “But I’m a bigger Muppet fan than her, may I have one too?” The fellow was very kind and gave me some awesome Muppet Swag! I asked if those crazy Muppets were around and he said, “No it’s too cold.” Ummm, too cold? They are MADE OF FUR! I didn’t buy that for a second, pfffffff too cold – whatever. But I understood what his stance was, -26C is too cold for humans, never mind Muppets, so we were stuck with them. I chatted happily about how much I love those furry guys so they asked if they could take my picture. I said sure, did my best Diva Miss Piggy Pose and CLICK! They took it with an old fashion digital, the kind that doesn’t email or upload to twitter. I asked the purpose of the photo and was told it was for promotions to show marketing does work and generate excitement.

Hell Ya! I was super excited over a poster and bookmarks! If I had a locker at school, it would be going up on the door! As it is, I may frame it and hang it in my office. ChatterBox reminded me she needed to get to her friend’s birthday party. They were seeing Breaking Dawn. What else would teen girls being seeing? (Go Naked Team Jacob!) So we found her friends gathered and I chatted briefly with some parents, when that Guy in the Blue Suit walked up behind me to get ChatterBox’s attention.

Psssssssssssssssssssst.

He opened his jacket in such a way I thought he was selling hot watches, but he had a stuffed Miss Piggy for ChatterBox because she was so enthusiastic.

I was OUTRAGED! I was the enthusiastic one, I am the biggest fan! I watched the muppets since the 60’s THE 60’S PEOPLE! And she is the one who gets the Pig. Not Cool Blue Suit guy, Not Cool.

I then confiscate her Pig and bid her fun and farewell. I march right over to BlueSuit guy and say “Thanks for Miss Piggy, but she won’t share. Have a lovely day!” BlueSuit Guy stopped me and said, “Come with me to the Bus”

TO THE BUS! This was either a pick up line or I was about to get my own Piggy! YAY! He was cute, but I was hoping for Piggy, or better yet, Kermit!

I followed BlueSuitGuy into the sacred Muppet Bus, he scurried down the aisle and said, “For you, I have something BETTER!” What could be better than a stuffed Kermit?

He held up a Muppet Limited edition Monopoly Game. LIMITED EDITION PEOPLE! I know you are jealous and you should be because it is AWESOME! I Squealed “SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” and claped my hands, did the Muppet Dance (flail your arms about and throw your head back) and THANKED HIM profusely! I asked his name and requested I take HIS picture. Liam said, “Of Course! and Blog about it!” So I am…

I brought my swag home to brag to Genetic OffSpring. He was the proper amount of jealous to make me feel good. In the evening we cracked open the game. I know, Limited Edition and now its ruined. But I like this version (v.M.1) way better than standard Monopoly. That is until…

Those rotten kids of mine ran me into the ground and forced bankrupcy. I even had Kermit and Piggy’s Place (Boardwalk and Park Place equivalent) Genetic OffSpring put on his mob hat and used skeamy fingers every time I landed on his Movie Studio.

Once I was finally out of cash and mortgaged EVERYTHING I owned, I said,”well since I lost, I will clean the kitchen.” My EVIL ChatterBox replied with a “Ya you will.”

Hold the phone there Missy!!! What did you just say? Clearly my kids are now dead to me.

Funny thing is, I secretly feel proud of their tycoon and cut throat ways. Genetic OffSpring said, “I’m not here to make friends, its a game.”

Obviously I am the BEST MOM EVER! I have not only raised readers, I have raised Mob Godfathers.

 

 

It’s Time To get Things Started, It’s Time to Light the Lights

The time has come for me to put up or shut up.

About what you may ask? I have been thinking about it for quite a while and I smile when I see posts about it. But I have sat silently by to allow others to take the lead. I feel strongly enough to put my support behind this cause and dear readers, I ask YOU to do the same. It needs to be shouted from the roof tops people!

The Muppets Should Host the Oscars!

That’s right, I said it AND support it.

It is a well documented fact here on the Edmonton Tourist what a HUGE Muppet fan I am. Jim Henson being a tremendous influence in my life and all that …yadda yadda yadda…

So here is the moment you’ve all been waiting for…. without further adieu…. The Edmonton Tourist’s Top 11 reason the Muppets should host the Oscars! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay (insert Kermit arms here)

  1. Bill Conti could get the opportunity to work with the orchestra penguins. This would be a major coo for his career. The Muppet Theme Song would be so fantastic as the opening number!
  2. Stadler and Waldorf could give Red Carpet commentary! How great would their brand of humor be talking about the best and worst dressed stars? Who are we kidding, they would only talk about the worst dress stars…
  3. Miss Piggy would finally get her hour in the sun as the hostess. Think of how she would love the glamor of the evening! The gowns the parties! This is right up her alley, a dream come true!
  4. Muppet ensembles singing the Oscar nominated songs. who can forget this:
    The Muppets make ALL music better!
  5. The opening bit in the Oscars where the host – in this case Kermit – stars in funny snippets of the Oscar nominated movies. Kermit would be perfect with the other Muppets causing mayhem behind him!
  6. Pepe the King Prawn could give updates from back stage getting the recognition he finally deserves!
  7. Sweetums could be in charge of security.
  8. Swedish Chef is perfect for Craft Services!
  9. Gonzo and his girls could hand out the trophies!
  10. Who better then Sam the Eagle for the “In Memoriam” Tribute
  11. Having the Muppets host the Oscars would make me smile and in my daughters words “Epic”

Please support the movement and cause! Follow them on Twitter @MuppetOscars and on facebook https://www.facebook.com/MuppetOscars. Shout it from the roof tops and from Sesame Street! I need to see this happen. In the words of the Great Waldorf,

Waldorf: Well, you gotta give them credit… they’re gonna keep on doing it till they get it right.

They will, the Muppets have been practicing their whole lives for a show of this proportion. Let’s work together Muppet Style.

Thank You Jim Henson

Jim Henson Memorial

Today would have been Jim Henson’s 75th Birthday. He was a tremendous influence in my life. Because of him, I

  1. flail my arms in the air like Kermit when I say “YaaaaY” in my class.
  2. learned nursery rhymes ALL WRONG but they stuck with me because they were funny
  3. could rock a cape like Grover
  4. considered “fun fur” an acceptable fashion accessory during the 70’s
  5. learned that life’s great moments are enhanced if you burst into song
  6. never thought it was odd if you possessed “googly eyes” or had a pet worm
  7. learned to count to 10 by saying “AH AH AH AH” in between each number
  8. thought I would like to live in a Brownstone in New York
  9. had my first major boy crush on a rock star (Floyd still rocks my world)
  10. loved Mr. Hooper enough that I cried when he died November 24, 1983
  11. called in sick to work on May 13, 1988 because Maria and Luis got married

I’ve always had a soft spot for the Muppets and as an adult find Muppet Adult Humor found HERE and see it HERE to be hilarious – yet … shall I say … Colourful?

I learned from Jim Henson that muppets share the same feelings of loneliness as I did. Muppets also found humor in the same places I did. In many ways my family is EXACTLY the same as the Muppets. We share the same philosophy. For example,  Cookie Monster explained his new philosophy that “Cookies are a sometimes food.” It was noted that he like Eggplant and fruit.

When asked on the meaning of life…

” Message? I got no message! I’m a puppet, man. This is all sham… make believe! Like everything! Everybody! We’re all puppets! That’s why we gotta boogie boogie boogie!!!”

– Dr. Teeth

How great is that? It means make the most of what you have. I love that.

Growing up in my family meant to needed to not take things too seriously. That was hard for me. I was perhaps more sensitive than others and masked it with meanness to protect myself. I was always told I was too sensitve. While I could dish it out, it was hard to take it. Now, flippant comments are not important to me. I can take it and dish it as much as the next person, maybe more so. I try not to be too serious, I love the goofy-ness of life and see humor around ever corner. Our family trips were even more ‘less serious’ if that was even possible. Those trips were always like a Muppet Adventure complete with an odd assortment of characters.

My parents are about to embark an another ‘Muppet Adventure’ sans the family. This time they are traveling to countries where ‘uprisings’ are occurring. My question is, who vacations in war-torn countries? My parents – that who. I would be lying if I said I was fine with this. I am trying to look at this as a bucket list opportunity for them. As they are traveling across biblical lands, I will take a page from their book and achieve a bucket list item of my own in muppet-esc fashion. I will smoke a cigar and possibly get myself a boomerang fish to celebrate the occasion. I must remember Kermit’s philosophy on life, it’s the same one my parents share – particularly when it comes to traveling,

“I really do believe that all of you are at the beginning of a wonderful journey. As you start traveling down that road of life, remember this: There are never enough comfort stops. The places you’re going to are never on the map. And once you get that map out, you won’t be able to refold it no matter how smart you are. So forget the map, roll down the windows, and whenever you can, pull over and have a picnic with a pig. And if you can help it, never fly as cargo.”-Kermit

Or when that fails I like this one:

When in doubt, throw Penguins – Jim Henson

Do a Little Dance…Get Down Tonight!

KC and the Sunshine Band (album)
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My day started out BAD. Then it became worse. I even cursed at work. Not usually like me, no clients were around – just a colleague, but still… not a proud moment. Then, like a ray of sunshine in walked one of those Angels, the kind that fixes everything, kisses the boo boo better, and makes the world all right once more. I am grateful she appeared and is staying for a while. So off I went to do my work with a little tune in my head to keep me happy.

I sat at the desk, typing away, answering messages, checking emails when the Angel appeared again and looked at me oddly. I looked up from the desk, met her gaze with a quizzical look and gave her my best Tim “the Tool Man” Taylor “Aaarroooo?” And she said “what are you listening too?”

You mean you can’t hear the music in my head? So the strange desk dance must seem odd. You see I was singing and dancing to KC and the Sunshine Band in my head. This always helps me focus, complete my tasks in a timely fashion and makes me happy. Not necessarily KC, but some other happy song always works. I come from a long line of head singers. No I don’t mean LEAD singers, HEAD singers is exactly what I mean.

I would walk into the kitchen as a kid to witness my mother in a “shakin’ her bootie” moment. Her music of choice was something from American Graffiti. I would jump in beside her, and we would dance to absent music, only available in our heads. Not cool dancing either. The kind of dork dancing that makes everyone laugh. Often my sister would join in, only she was so little, we would pick her up and twirl. Her giggles were infectious. Before long we were all doing the Happy Dance and laughing until our sides hurt.

The only way I can properly describe the Dork Dance or Happy Dance is this: please visualize Muppets dancing with their mouths open and arms flailing about. That is as close as I can describe to how cool we looked. The kicker being, this could happen anywhere. No location on the planet is to obscure or off limits. We have done the Happy Dance on Main Street USA in Disneyland. I have watched my sister Happy Dance in Paris at the age of three where countless Japanese tourists took a video her. We  even Happy Danced at my Grandfather’s funeral last year, honoring his Old Man Dance. Nothing is sacred, if you need to be happy, DANCE!

I have carried on the time honored tradition and corrupted my children. We all stopped one day in the middle of Sobey’s parking lot to Happy Dance. I cannot tell you what we were celebrating, but I do remember saying “Happy Dance!” everyone froze in their tracks and we all danced.

Tonight when I came home from work, Genetic Offspring was pretty excited about the new series “Hawaii Five-O” starting. I sang the first five notes, and suddenly the Happy Dancing started! Chatterbox and I carried it on the longest.

I must say dancing is the quickest way to cure what ails you.

Last year I forgot about dancing. I was just too wrapped up in stuff that bogged me down. So listen up fellow tourists!

Eat, Drink and most of all Dance.

Because silly makes the stress go away.

There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good.  ~Edwin Denby