I buckle a mean swash If you were a friend of mine around the launch of the Special Edition of...

Praise the lord and pass the ammunition Like any genre, lo-fi horror carries with it the possibility of growing stale....

Take this job and shove it It finally happened. I’ve been broken. I do my best to play through each...

Walking into the club like When discussing video gaming’s propensity towards violence, I often say, “ballistics are easy, discussion is...

Make sure to wear sturdy underpants My experience with the PS2 version of Destroy All Humans 2 is rather limited....

Are you living or just surviving? Mortality is the common experience. We all face the possibility of death at any...

Oh, crap. I’m in a house again I’m always down for some sleazy horror. Okay, maybe not the film kind,...

Choo choo! I don’t tend to play games for escapism. The whole “escape from the world’s problems by going to...

Night Swimming Sometimes I just pick games on sight. It worked out for Metal Max Xeno Reborn, but it’s probably...

That’s okay, I’m your friend I have a massive soft spot for the Rampage series. I’ve been fascinated with it...

You’re not even my real dad Spelunker may be considered by the Japanese to be a “densetsu no kusoge” or...

I really can’t keep the name straight Violence in video games gets better and better as the years go on....

Put it back in the bargain bin I only knew two things before purchasing 2007’s Heavenly Guardian on PS2. First,...