I am invisible.
I grew up with a name that no one ever had and people often told me they hated my name…Thanks?
My mom read Angel Unaware by Dale Evens before I was born. She loved the book and named me after the baby Robin.
In the 60’s, there sure weren’t a lot of girls named Robyn. I watched Romper Room every day hopping Miss Susan would look in the mirror and see me. I would sit up close to the TV and say Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease say my name.
It never happened. Not once. Ever.
Thus began my years of hating my name.
My first Husband, whom I fondly refer to as Idiot Stick, told me he hated my name. Nice….Jerk. But the good thing is I have met plenty of other Jerks since him so he seems normal now.
My point being….Romper Room broke my heart.
Now Coke is doing it to me.
My Pal Tammy from over at Jibber Jabber Happenstance is in Ireland and posted this on Facebook.
Orla gets a coke and so does Eweline but ROBYN DOESN”T?????
How is this even fair?
I could never get a key chain, or a mug. Never was there a pencil with my name on it. Now Coke is mocking me. Ewelina is a regular name? Nice Coke…just nice.
My life sucked enough as a kid, because of this now I need to take matters into my own hands.
When I was 4, I became Danger Girl. I know that speaks to my sense of self. I was not Batgirl or Spiderman, I created my OWN Super Hero Name. I was the hero in my own life. I took control and I lead my friends to adventure and mishaps. I still rock that confidence today with some minor exceptions. Girls bring me down.
I hated the girls who got the boys. HATE them. I never played into that game of whatever it is they did that made a boy’s head turn. I was that gal who talked hockey smack, smoked cigars and played double dog dare. It still hurts a bit today. I always used my sense of self to pull up my boots (wellies) don the terry towel and safety pin and have an adventure of a life time. I was Ellie from Up. The fun kid. Lonely, but fun. Perfectly fine in my imagination and preferred it because people were nice and never hurt me.
I never had that inseparable other person who was my other half. The person who gets me. Does everyone get one of those or is it just a myth?
At any rate, SCREW YOU COKE and ROMPER ROOM. I have my imaginary side kick who loves me unconditionally. Who would move mountains for me. Who likes popsicles and will play Double Dog Dare. I don’t need you to call my name.
I am Danger Girl.
Hear me Roar.
And payback is sweet.
Here is Mom’s Coke can: