Winter is being a jerk.
I was sitting in my office on, APRIL 19th, and looked out my window. Snowflakes the size of quarters were coming down. Had it been Christmas morning I would have thought, “Oh How Lovely!” Then carry on with the presents and food. BUT APRIL 19th?
THIS TOTALLY SUCKS!
As a winter protest, I am creating a list of things that are suppose to happen in Spring here in Edmonton.
- Hmmmm okay this is harder than I thought it would be. We don’t get spring in Edmonton.
It will snow on and off until the end of May. I know, I know… this is complete and utter lunacy. I am so over winter I can’t tell you how badly I want to hear robins on my front lawn or smell fresh cut grass.
In protest I went and bought 3 short sleeved running shirts and several pairs of ankle socks for running.
Apparently I am only hurting myself because today is a crappy cold and windy day with the odd snowflake here and there. There is no way I can run outside in my new running togs and stay warm.
In 10 days it will be May. On May 26th I am running my first 10km race. I don’t want to wear this:
But seeing as I am racing in Alberta, odds are excellent that I will be wearing exactly that.
I have decided I will use a technique called planned ignoring. This is where you don’t reinforce negative behaviour, you ignore it. In this case WINTER is being a jerk so I will no longer pay attention to this bad behavior. No more pictures, no more winter clothing, no more tolerance. Winter will finally become tired of being ignored and go away or at the very least, change it’s attitude. From now on my stubbornness will finally come in handy. I will force winter to leave by not giving it what it needs. That’s right winter, your days are numbered!
Anyone up for a picnic?