I have a mental blockage. I have one last assignment to complete, one last paper to write before Christmas Break. I have done the research, I have notes, but why can’t I do it? WHY WHY WHY? I think I need to release the mumbo jumbo in my head so I can focus on the task at hand. My way of doing that is to blog.
As the daily list of “to do’s” increases as the Holidays approach, I find myself with less and less time and cash. Every time I turn around there is another school form asking for another $125 or $6. There are meetings to attend, family obligations, work commitments, and school work to do. I realized I have 3 weeks to go before winter break. I am usually done Christmas Shopping by now. I did get started on the Christmas Baking but Evil Genius and Genetic Offspring took care of that. So now I need to make MORE. This time I shall keep it in my secret lair.
I need a diversion. I need an escape. I am going to imagine for the next 15 minutes that I am well to do and money is no object. I am going to write my Christmas List and give it to my future ex husband, George. He has the cash and the connections to provide me with these delights I want for my fantasy Christmas. Ready? Imagine,if you will, that we are in New York. Slap on that Brioni dress, slide on those gorgeous Prada boots and walk with me through my favorite store on 5th Avenue. That’s right, we are heading to Tiffany & Co. Come indulge with me.
The Edmonton Tourist’s Fantasy Christmas List!
Dear George, I have been exceptionally good this year. I have made a little of list of special items that I know you will want to shower me with. I will provide pictures so we are VERY clear of my expectations. Thank you
Santa Baby George dear.
1. The Ornate Key Pendant
2. Tiffany & Co. Cuff Notes
3. The Tiffany Embrace
4.The Atlas Ring
5. The Tesoro Watch
6. The Knots Ring
7. Celebration Rings
8. Diamonds by the Yard ( best value, buying diamonds in bulk!)
9. Marquise Ring for those quiet nights at home
A BARGAIN starting at $20000.00
10. Circlet Bracelt
11. Tiffany Jazz Necklace, coordinates nicely with the Circlet Braclet
Santa Baby George,the total comes to $78850.00 Canadian dollars.
I’m worth it, I promise.